Tuesday, December 29, 2009

No carry-on bags?

Okay, now you people have lost your minds. I hereby refuse to fly while your new "security measures" are in place. What we need to do to ensure pure safety is everybody strip down naked when they enter the airport with no bags but those God gave them. That is the only way we will all be safe, assuming that you include multiple body cavity searches.

Next time I travel, I will be taking my carry-on bags onto the bus or train.

6 comments:

  1. No, no; the next step will be mandatory pre-boarding laxatives 3 hours before the flight, a clear plastic poncho, and handcuffs for everyone. Boy, don't we all feel safe now.

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  2. The terrorists are over loading our customer service departments?

    Overtime, more work hours for our overseas operators?

    Since COP15 failed to transfer the wealth, this is Plan B?

    (sarcasm /off)

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  3. Air travel is for elitist scum. I only travel by lama drawn carriage.

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  4. Isn't the new regulation, banning carry-on luggage, only for flights going to the USA?
    I usually fly eastward, not south, so I'm spared cramped bus travel for a while.

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  5. This is one of the reasons why I own a car.

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  6. Remember in elementary school when an idiot teacher would punish the whole class for the misdeed of one student?
    Feel like that when going through all the security at the airports?
    I know I damn well do!
    The answer is racial profiling or bring in El Al security experts to show how airport security should be done.
    No more waxing floors in airports,shine 'em up with pork lard, that'll keep the bastards away!

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