Saturday, July 10, 2010

Ignatieff Career Options

As the Liberal Party sinks to new lows in the polls amid the incompetent leadership of Mike Ignatieff, the likelihood that he is fired from his current job is getting higher. If the man is going to need to dust off his resume and embark on a job search in the near future, what do you think he is most qualified to do? Let's help him out with some suggestions. He could be a clown for kid’s birthday parties, or his lack of experience at any real job should qualify him to be a "community organizer". I would suggest he take a shot at being a rodeo clown, but I think such a suggestion would be an insult to actual rodeo clowns (who deserve more respect for what they do than Iggy does).

I think he would make an excellent crash test dummy, but I again I don't want to come across as disparaging crash test dummies. He could move to France to taste wine and cheese for a living, or maybe he already has a second job as a Russian spy? It is plausible. His grandfather was the Minister of the Interior for the Czar of Russia before they infiltrated Canada. They were spared by the Bolsheviks, possibly to serve a higher calling? It is a theory. I have no actual evidence that Iggy is a Russian spy. Call it a hunch...

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  1. How many of us have had hunches that have turned out to be true.

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  2. You may have a point there. One of the Russian spies was at Harvard and settled in the Boston area when Ignatieff was there. He is one who had a Canadian passport.

    What are the odds that this Russian looked up his fellow Russian with a Canadian passport.

    Has anybody looked into this?

    Ignatieff did appear "out of the blue" in Canada. All of a sudden back"home" to rule over us. Or, at least get close to power. He was even made a Privy Council member.

    And he has absolutely NO qualifications for the job of politician let alone party leader or PM. SOMEBODY pulled some pretty long strings methinks.
    How closely was he vetted?

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  3. I am sure he will find a few nice directorships in one of Soros' foundations plus the visiting prof circuit. You don't really need to be qualified if you know the right people.

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  4. A seat filler at awards shows

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  5. A telemarketer.
    A ponce.
    A Royal.

    2/3ds of that is redundant...isn't it?

    Syncro

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  6. A doorman at the Governor Generals residence.

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  7. Playing dracula in films.

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  8. A stand in for his own wax dummy at Madame Tussads when it goes on holidays to it's villa in the South of Fwance.
    Cheers Bubba

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  9. The Devil, (you know the arching eyebrows and the tongue!!)

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  10. Obama's talking teleprompter.

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  11. Ambassador to Antarctica

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